Friday 6 January 2012

Entire days of studying without any actual, well, studying.

We've all been there - a mountain of work is to be done and exactly when we most need it there is absolutely zero motivation to do anything productive. (That would be right about now, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have exams after 2 and a half weeks of vacation? Not me, my friend, not me.)

As a (very surprising -.-) result of my utter lack of motivation, procrastinating is something I have come to master over the last couple months. Actually, this very blog is a product of my procrastination. Now I always tell myself I'm a glass-is-half-full kinda person and I'm about to prove that in...

A LIST OF THINGS I HAVE DONE WHILE I WAS NOT STUDYING, AND I DO NOT REGRET DOING:

1. Making this blog because I miss sharing random details of my life with people who (I like to think but, come to think of it, really probably don't) care.
2. Having the funniest conversations on Facebook because my friends and I are like s0 funny. Bahaha, she's gunna hate me for this but if you send emails like that, you can really only expect things like this to happen:

The second blackout out name is this really random theater teacher WHO EVELIEN HASN'T EVEN EVER HAD AS A TEACHER and, although supah weird, she probably wouldn't actually would wrap students in sushi and roll them down the stairs for being too loud.

3. Sending Alice something very closely resembling a play-by-play of my life BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND HERE IS IN MALAYSIA AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR A GOOD THREE WEEKS, I CELEBRATED NEW YEAR'S WITHOUT HER AND she just loves me so much she wouldn't not wanna know everything.
(Imagine a ridiculously detailed report of my day here. (Reason for it not actually being there: That, would be embarrassing - If you want a laugh just look at Evelien's dream again.. Lolz))
4. Eating lots of food and skipping normal meals because this concept is g e n i u s. Skip normal meals and the moment everyone is out of the house stuff yourself with cookies, desserts, chips and, uhm, anything edible really, while spilling crumbs and stuff everywhere, naturally. Watching my weight is so last year. Loljk as if, watching my weight has never happened, food = too good.

That's about it. Also, don't mention the fact my on-going list of why studying would've been smarter is probably a lot longer than this one. Just don't.